SecUnit (Murderbot) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
serialskiller) wrote2022-03-05 09:19 pm
serialskiller) wrote2022-03-05 09:19 pm
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Messages will be answered when I'm done with this episode of my serial.
Messages will be answered when I'm done with this episode of my serial.
And how many have you killed when your body wasn't controlled by someone other than you?
The idea behind trust, is that it's in you specifically, not the body itself.
I'd commiserate but I generally get forced into doing paperwork, serving drinks, being a poor excuse for a butler, and a valet. My body count is relatively low when I'm not sentient.
The idea behind trust, is that it's in you specifically, not the body itself.
I'd commiserate but I generally get forced into doing paperwork, serving drinks, being a poor excuse for a butler, and a valet. My body count is relatively low when I'm not sentient.
I was built to be a murderbot, as much as everyone here wants to pretend I'm a nice tame pet bot.
Also, you WOULD make a really shitty butler.
Also, you WOULD make a really shitty butler.
Extremely doubtful anyone thinks of you as a pet. You said yourself how hard people resisted the idea of you being an appliance, they're not going to subject a different sort of servitude on you.
[ Max may not understand pets. But the sentiment is there anyway. ]
I was an absolutely abysmal butler. I'm surprised I wasn't crushed into a cube at some point.
[ Max may not understand pets. But the sentiment is there anyway. ]
I was an absolutely abysmal butler. I'm surprised I wasn't crushed into a cube at some point.
It's not an explicit thing, it's an expectation. But I might be projecting. I was bought by the last survey crew I worked for, with the intent of bringing me home with them to care for.
Did they say that or did they say they wanted to save you? Those are two different scenarios.
Within their polity I would be a provisional citizen with a mandated human guardian. That's just an owner with extra steps.
Knowing next to nothing about your world I can already think of dozens of exploitable loopholes you could use to your advantage.
That's what I did. Technically I'm not permitted to own property, being that I am property. But I do own several businesses and shell companies and don't belong to anyone.
It starts somewhere.
That's what I did. Technically I'm not permitted to own property, being that I am property. But I do own several businesses and shell companies and don't belong to anyone.
It starts somewhere.
I did not trust that they'd let me start.
It's irrelevant, now. I'll never see any of them again.
It's irrelevant, now. I'll never see any of them again.
You'll never see those versions again. But anything is possible.
A battle Omnic from my world showed up a few months ago. The only one so far from my reality.
In any case, do let me know should anything start appearing suspicious again. I'd like to stave off any future apologies to people who have lost control of their functionality.
A battle Omnic from my world showed up a few months ago. The only one so far from my reality.
In any case, do let me know should anything start appearing suspicious again. I'd like to stave off any future apologies to people who have lost control of their functionality.
Bastion. I let them ride my feed at the diner while I ate a hamburger. New sensory inputs.
And I will make you aware of if I encounter issues of that kind, in the future.
And I will make you aware of if I encounter issues of that kind, in the future.
Slightly later than normal but I am here. Please do not be alarmed. I am injured but functional and will see a doctor later. My life is not threatened but if you ask questions about what happened you will get answers you do not want to hear for the same reasons you skip scenes in serials.
Edited 2022-11-07 14:29 (UTC)
I'd ask what the fuck, but I fear you'd answer.
I would in fact answer yes. Suffice it to say that while you are checked out for the morning I will be enjoying the strange wonder of the bathroom sink having the best tasting tap water for no good reason. Hydration.
Call Dr. Watson to my room if you need to. He's allowed to be around me recharging in emergencies.
I promise it is nothing worse than getting a bit enthusiastic while donating blood. Open the door buddy you can see for yourself.
Murderbot sighs loud enough to be heard through the door and opens it wearing its fluffy grey sweater. "I don't care how minor it is, fucking text Watson."
Well, this is a bandaged nightmare. Erin's done a good job, considering, nothing is actively bleeding any more, but one side of her shirt is an active murder scene. Flecks of blood dot her pants and skirt.
At least her hair shook it off.
"...I was going to see Tendi and skip the stitches," Erin says. The tone is all guilt but the crackling Mantle and tinkling wave are very playful. "I just need water and sugar, promise."
Beat.
"Also the damaged elevator with the blood in is relatedddd..."
At least her hair shook it off.
"...I was going to see Tendi and skip the stitches," Erin says. The tone is all guilt but the crackling Mantle and tinkling wave are very playful. "I just need water and sugar, promise."
Beat.
"Also the damaged elevator with the blood in is relatedddd..."
"Oh for fuck's sake." It sighs. "Your personal revenge against the ghosts, making them clean up the mess after you...interface?"
"Nnnnnooo," Erin says carefully. "No, I just really didn't want to be late. I promised I'd be here. And uh. Well. She. Had to go also."
Trying not to gossip the details she knows SecUnit doesn't want to know is clearly going up the rankings of Erin's personal hells.
Trying not to gossip the details she knows SecUnit doesn't want to know is clearly going up the rankings of Erin's personal hells.
"Right. Alright." It huffs, moving back to the bed and grabbing its weighted blanket.
Erin slips inside and locks the door behind herself. At least scrubbing down with the alcohol pads before the bandages means she's not leaving blood everywhere.
"I've got ya covered, SecUnit. Take your rest, I'll clean up, change, and see Tendi right after. Put a drone on me if you like, I know I'm bad about seeing the doctor."
"I've got ya covered, SecUnit. Take your rest, I'll clean up, change, and see Tendi right after. Put a drone on me if you like, I know I'm bad about seeing the doctor."
Some of those who fell hadn't gotten back up, though without much rhyme or reason Dimitri could see. SecUnit definitely hadn't, and thank the Goddess for that. Hopefully, that means it came back itself.
Good
Im srery
Sorry
Good
Im srery
Sorry
Edited 2022-11-09 07:15 (UTC)
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