SAIL IC Inbox

[serialskiller]

Messages will be answered when I'm done with this episode of my serial.

Comments

[wimdy]

I see, I understand that as well.
Do you really think that she would forcibly work on or adjust you if you told her no?

[serialskiller]

Other humans have. A lot. Up to and including purging my entire memory.

[wimdy]

[ ... ] I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it won't happen to you again, truly.
You would prefer not to talk to her again?

[serialskiller]

I don't feel safe with her.

[wimdy]

Very well, that's fair enough. I'll speak with her again.
How have you been doing?

[serialskiller]

I never know what people want when they ask questions like that. For some reason, no one seems satisfied when I say 'my functionality is at 87% right now.'

[wimdy]

I can think of several reasons for that. For instance, 87% is such an unsatisfactory number! Let's do something fun for your functionality that could tick it up to 88%, if not more!

[serialskiller]

When I'm hungry, a meal can increase my functionality. Or a recharge cycle, when it's really dipping low.

[wimdy]

You know what increases my functionality? Now that I believe you have an idea what you may like to eat, we need to test what you'd like to drink! [ for science!!! and his raging alcoholism, that too. ]

[serialskiller]

I like chocolate milk.

[wimdy]

[ milk...... fair enough... how innocent rin is. ] All right, in that case
Actually, we should try ice cream together. I can show you my favorites, like I'd offered before!

[serialskiller]

Right. I wanted to understand how mint could feel cool. Yes, let's visit Scoops.

[wimdy]

I'll come find you shortly, then! Prepare your tastebuds for that functionality, now!